WATCH IT QUICK BEFORE THEY COPYRIGHT THAT SHIT!

Harry Potter Wand Universal Remote

You can change the channel, adjust the volume, and fast forward with a wand.
I want to know if Lumos and Avada Kadavara turns it on and off.

Guess what I want for Christmas.

ohnotheydidnt says:

THE KERMIT-BALE COMPARISON

I LULZED.

You Are 4% Girly

Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world. And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.

Ahahaha. Wut?

I post something on DeviantArt, and its favorited in less than a second. Someone else comments on it while I'm still staring at my screen in shock.

YOU PEOPLE HAVE LOW STANDARDS. XD

Cracked.com reviews Livejournal

I'm not feeling the shame. And, for the record, while my LJ is not 100% cat-free, I certainly do not trade anorexia tips.

Those guys are worse than vegans.

DRAMA!!!!

EVEN MORE DRAMA!!!!!

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?!


God, that pained me, physically.

It's been posted everywhere, but it drives home why I am going to see New Moon, but refuse to read the book.

28 Reasons That 'Twilight' The Movie Is Better Than 'Twilight' The Book

So, life continues to throw curveballs that no one sees coming (and some that you totally do).

The Army boy's dad got hit on his Harley by an SUV. He survived, even if the bike didn't.
People are breaking up, crying, confessing, and just generally being kids all over the place.
I am still sick, but I'm well enough that I am quietly going crazy.

And then there's porn.

I don't feel ashamed about watching/reading porn. It's like masturbation. 95% of the population does it, and the other 5% is lying. It's fun, it's hot, and it's not just for guys, sry2say, despite what certain journalists seem to think.

In fact, they make porn for girls! No, really!

Fess up, folks! You like it, too!

( And on that note, I share! )

So, the moral of this story is, no matter what the drama/trauma the day may give, there is always porn. And cold meds. Urgh.

ALSO: So, I'm watching porn, which is focused on early-morning sexing (\o/) and the boys are wearing Calvin Kline tighty whiteys and all I can think is, "Oh hai product placement, hai!"
::facepalm:: XD

Your result for The Heroes Personality Test...

Sylar

You scored 29 Idealism, 75 Nonconformity, 46 Nerdiness

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Just... lolz.

This... should have been posted here every day for a year. I don't know what I was thinking.

I read Texts From Last Night.com.

I suggest you do the same.

Star Trek Parody by sarahtales.

All the cool kids are doing it!



ALSO: I seem to require a Star Trek icon, if this is to continue.

I am working hard to combat the negative energy this journal has been permeated with, as of late.

So, I bring you...

Chris Pine.

(confession: I did not create above picspam of sexass. That would be the work of winterlive, genius, MD.)

So the Chad (read: The Army Boy) and I got into a late night discussion via Facebook.

This is the result.
(Um... spoilers. If you can even understand what the hell we're going on about...)

( STAR TREK ACCORDING TO LOLCATZ )

I think our internet privileges are going to be revoked or something...