So, this is old news, but Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki were both the stars of separate horror movies this past summer, My Bloody Valentine and Friday the 13th, respectively.

More importantly, they looked hot doing it.

Fanfiction has been written about far, far less.

the mirror is stealing the light to reveal us both tonight

and the sequel

I've been riding with the ghost by hateable

MBV/F13 Tom/Clay slash. Amazing and insightful, and as you read it, you feel just about as crazy as they are. Rock on.

A Kind of Little Boy by Charlie Yubari.

Discworld's Hogfather. A fabulous little bit of insight on the crazy, creepy Mr. Teatime. I love it.

leave my heart out of this by elless18

J² AU Lets-pretend-to-get-married schmoopy deliciousness.

I need to brush my teeth, this is so sweet. <3

I'll Be the Platform Shoes by raphaela667.

Merlin Political AU. I want its snarky babies, and its socks.

Reparo by amalin.

Harry Potter, H/D and O.O

It's like Book 8 or something!

I know, I'm scared, too.

Hate by serene_cj.
Harry/Draco post-Deathly Hallows snark and awesome where they don't magically (haha) fall in love at first sight or whatever. They're grumpy about it. ::loves::

Oh, just read it.

So my sister is watching Merlin. I rejoice.

She turns to me.

"You know," she says. "With the dragon going on about how Merlin and Arthur are only 'one half of a whole' and 'one side of the same coin', all I can think is, How much slash is there about this?"

I glance up from my page full of Merlin/Arthur AU slash and just look at her.

"There's no way of knowing," I reply.

I seem to rec two types of fics.
The first type is the absolutely flaming hot type, because the world needs more of that.
And the second is the truly well written type, saved for the story, the characterization, the mood.

This is an example of the latter.

The Question of Ghosts by arrow00
Due South Fraser/Kowalski h/c d'awwwwww type fic.

Oh, oh, oh, it's that time of year again! It is the time of SPN/J² Big Bang fics! I've got a screenful of tabs to read, but here's what I've got so far:

Caught Inside by topaz119.
CWRPS AU surfer fic! A perfect summertime kind of fic, especially for a hippie like me. Sweet and well-characterized and funny and I wanna go to Hawaii.
Jensen/Steve/Chris, Jeff/Jared (with bonus Jensen/Jeff and Steve/Chris)

And now? I'm reading a J² adaptation of Splash!. Elle oh elle zee.

EDIT: Ahahaha. AWESOME.

We Flow Together (Once And Forever) by balefully.
It's J². It's Splash!. It's HOT. An' yes, there is some sexin. And by some, I mean a lot. And it rules.

LOL FANDOM.

mile high club by cambridged.

Karl Urban and Chris Pine get it on in a plane. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

I'm still sick, kind of. I turn 20 in less than a week. I have pink hair, chipped nail polish, and a ton of dirty laundry. I'm running up a sleep debt. There's a new episode of Burn Notice and Royal Pains tonight. Leverage is coming back this month. I'm on something like my tenth Diet Dr. Pepper of the day. I just got finished watching Blood Diamond, and I watched Garden State yesterday. I'm listening to some kind of bubblegum punk rock that makes me want to pierce something. I have a pair of jeans from the Drowning Pool concert that smell like a head shop.

I'm focusing on the good stuff.

AND NOW I'm reading a story. The story is thus:
"Leverage and Those Sex-Ass Boys from Supernatural Do .Hack"

I SHIT YOU NOT.

So, I'm cruising for Heroes fic, because that's how I roll and stumble across this little gem.

A Thoughtful Sort of Day by valiant.
Firefly KINK. I LIKE IT. :)

This here fic made me go "ow":

wash away the rain by warbrarian.

Star Trek dubcon threesome with a twist that hurts your insides. I eat it up with a warped, complicated spoon.

Past Sorrows, Present Joy / Future Bliss / Out of Time / The Naked Time, by kagedtiger.

R-rated Star Trek Reloaded era of awesome. Mind melds, stoic Vulcans, clueless Captains, grumpy doctors, pon farr, and. Uhm. Non-graphic sex.

Don't faint.

trek_rpf_kink.

!!!!!

The End.

st_xi_kink has kind of eaten my mind/life/tab bar, but I DO NOT CARE. There is some hotness to be found, you guys. 45 pages of it.

Jointly, I have just finished the series Dark Angel. I didn't actually finish the series, no, I just finished watching it.

( In which I elaborate: )

Yah, so. Did yardwork today with power tools (!!!), so a nap seems in order. Whee!

My het rec button is broken, most of the time, but there are a few fics out there that make me sit up and take notice of the fact that guy/girl sex can be kind of hot, too.

So with that in mind, I bring you and you take me the way i am by londondrowning. Female!McCoy/Kirk grumpiness, snark, and sex.

I am in love.

So, I recently got rich. While digging aimlessly in my backyard, hoping to find Jimmy Hoffa, or at least China, I found a lost Nazi shipment of gold bullion. Don't get too excited, though. I've pretty much burned my fortune on hookers and blow. That one blue girl was freaking expensive.
But she had nice eyes, so it worked out.

Anyway, in between orgies, I've been perusing st_xi_kink, where the bashful and the shameless come together to fulfill one another's wild and depraved fannish fantasies.
There's such a great atmosphere of camaraderie and perversion. Have a look!

Yeah. Also, happy Friday! I have little planned, since the Chippendale dancers kind of wore me out. There's some kind of beach party going down, with paintball and possible virgin sacrificing, but as it's been raining nonstop for a few days, such things fail to entice.

Also, what's a pack of dead virgins to watching Pineapple Express with Studly Thunder in a banana hammock?

Edit: Hmmm. I have received a kidnapping threat from the beach-goers, who vow to steal a car if necessary to snatch me from the street.
This has happened before, and I no longer have enough spare cash lying around to pay for bail (although I do have a few conflict diamonds and one limited edition Boba Fett figurine). Guess I'll have to go. For the good of mankind, you understand.

::covers mouth::

::points dramatically:: KIRK/SPOCK MPREG.

::GLEE!::

IF THERE WAS EVER A FANDOM THAT NEEDED MOAR MPREG, IT IS STAR TREK.



ALSO! When I hit Ctrl+V, my clipboard gave me 'the color of today's panties.'


::facepalm of joy::