So, I'm comparing Willy Wonka to Discword's Mr. Teatime, because they're both creepers.

( THIS IS WHAT I FIND. )

THIS FREAKS ME OUT A LITTLE, OKAY?!

A Kind of Little Boy by Charlie Yubari.

Discworld's Hogfather. A fabulous little bit of insight on the crazy, creepy Mr. Teatime. I love it.