I just got an invite from my grandmother to come to a mini family reunion in New Orleans on Feb 13-16, and I can't go!

I haven't been to anything Mardi Gras-like since the St. Andrews parade we stumbled onto one year when I was in elementary school!

But I have a lot of class on the 16th.

CURSE YOU RESPONSIBILITY. YOU PREVENT ME FROM GETTING MY DRINK ON THE STREETS OF THE FRENCH QUARTER. DAMN YOOOOOU.

iconzicons deserves a lot of pain for introducing me to Princess TuTu.


And if they don't get said pain...

YOU MUST MARRY ME! @_______@

Say hello to Jean-Claude, from the Anita Blake series, if it should ever score screen time.

YES IT IS.

Okay, so it's really Edward Norton, but Mandi and I were phoning the other night, plotting who would be who in the movie. Assuming theres only one. And we couldn't think of who to be Jean-Claude, the sex vampire numero uno. (my rant against the romance/vampire abomination of today does not apply, because a- Jean-Claude is oh so gay, except for when he's not, and b- the early books rock of the socks.)

And then Mandi goes, "Edward Norton?"

I dribbled onto the phone, my mouth flooded with so much saliva at the thought.

GOD DAMMIT, MANDA.

Anyway, I promised icons for you, and thus I deliver. (note: I didn't make these.)





And I totally had one involving a sammich, but I lost it.

Other further 'dammit!' notes.

I played clarinet yesterday, for the first time in... a long time. It was a pain in the ass, my thumb ached from the thumb rest, my appeture(sp?!) sucks like a motherfucker, the clarinet I was playing on is falling apart, and I basically sight-read for two hours... but I was still better than the other clarinet girl there, who'd been playing for years.

And now I have Spain stuck in my head.

GOD DAMN YOU, BAND CAMP. GET OUTTA MY HEAD.

Goddamn you, French television!

I could be watching Doctor Who right now!

Or Torchwood, which has moar Jack!

A Jack being more openly bisexual since the kiss in Doctor Who. We're talkin' beating Queer as Folk gay here, people.

... AND DID ANYONE ELSE KNOW THAT JOHN CONSTATINE WAS BISEXUAL?!

Dammit, the times are catching up with me. If this keeps going, soon the gay will be everywhere, and that wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

I would have to quit...


...


Naaaaah.

I just did an emo hairflip.

Okay, I was sitting at the computer (obviously), reading slash (nothing new there) and my bangs got in the way. So I, being lazy to the nth degree, didn't feel like moving my hand to push them behind an ear.

Would have been futile, since they don't reach yet anyway.

But what do I do instead?

EMO HAIRFLIP.

God DAMN, I need a haircut.

|scar: Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore ?


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CactusJac: The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.
(I shouldn't be laughing this hard)


Knighted: korosu: Nah, next month we'll get 9/11-themed Jenga


RadAghazt: I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how.
RadAghazt: Ok.
RadAghazt: There are instructions on the bottle, but...
RadAghazt: they're in Japanese.
RadAghazt: At least I think they're instructions.
RadAghazt: This might say "death to all gaijin with this poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.


zlut: how to make a directory?
Apollo-: mkdir
zlut: thanks
Apollo-: no problem, slut
Apollo-: err, zlut


[j0n0]: games dont make people violent, lag does.


HistoryHm: well, i could never date her
HistoryHm: three strikes rule
HistoryHm: republican
HistoryHm: christian
unga-work: conscious


JackDaiLo: i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music


NyseriA: Things I've learned about war from videogames: If you find yourself mortally wounded by an enemy sniper be sure to let him know that he is a faggot.


GameSlt: I just got back from new york/canada
GinandPlatonic: rad, and how was new york/canada?
GameSlt: it was ok...went river rafting which was cooler than one would think
GameSlt: my mom fell out...was funny.
GinandPlatonic: oh heh...this river rafting, does it have multiplayer support?
GameSlt: up to 8 players I think
GameSlt: and a great frame rate
GinandPlatonic: oh, hmm...
GinandPlatonic: What about "camping whores"?
GameSlt: they are called rocks...the bastards
GameSlt: I "ownz" them


MattV: Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes?
MattV: If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed!
MattV: A- Almost boobs
MattV: B- Barely there
MattV: C- Can't complain!
MattV: D- Damn!
MattV: DD- Double damn!
MattV: E- Enormous!
MattV: F- Fake.


Orm-Riva: I knew a man who had sex with a helicopter once.
Illandir: ...
Orm-Riva: Alright, I didn't, I lied to try to impress you.


Okay. So. Woke up earlier than anyone to answer e-mails. Set off the fucking alarm. A very loud one.

I JUST MADE TEA, IS THAT SUCH A CRIME?!

These guys are going to send me home or something.


Ah shit. I have been having a tough time, and needed a laugh.