Sobe Pina Colada drink. Right up front on the really cool bottle is the label, 'Naturally sweetened with sugar.'

I should be a stronger person. I shouldn't let something like this bother me.

But come. ON.

Naturally sweetened with sugar. No shit? Well, damn, since its so good for me, what with all of those unnatural sweeteners around, I should drink five!

Type-2 Diabetes, you say? Naw. What are the chances of that, when you could contract theoretical cancers and lower your standard of living from stuff like Splenda?

Don't you people know whats in that stuff?

And then I think about it and realize that drinks like that may be the only chance some people allow themselves to consume simple carbs, and I get upset all over again.

Seriously, America.