CHECK OUT THIS GQ MOTHERFUCKER. ROLLING STONE. WHATEVER.

ADAM LAMBERT, COME TO MEEEEEE.

HOW IS HE EVEN REAL?!

Remember that movie? Kurt Russel beats up the bad guys? Yeah. Well, the basic story line is ACTUALLY about a grad student-esc doctor who happens to be fluent in ancient Egyptian being recruited to travel to another planet.


No, not this guy:


Thats Stargate SG1, a popular Sci-Fi channel show based off of the Stargate movie. In fact, its supposed to take place shortly after the movie ends.

The man I am referring to is here:



Cute, right?

Well, quite a few years later, Disney came out with a fairly interesting, inventive, and well animated movie called Atlantis: The Lost Empire.




In it, a grad student-esc doctor who happens to be fluent in ancient Atlantian is recruited to- to... travel to a... wait a minute.



...



What the hell?...

Anyway. Later, Sci-Fi expanded upon their already expansive Stargate universe, creating another series called...

uh...



... with... with new bad guys...




who... um. look a lot like...






And... uh.


Um.



Okay. The best I can figure is that Sci-Fi clearly believes in 'an eye for an eye' when it comes to creativity.

Or... somethin'.

i'm so confused.

Omigawd you guys. I'm in college. I'm supposed to be figuring out a future career.

Why is it that I don't see myself working a steady job and instead living out of my car, washing dishes for gas money?

Could it be that I'm psychologically incapable of growing up?
Is it because I'm allergic to responcibility?
Is it because I'm white?

ANSWERS. I NEED THEM.